sábado, 8 de abril de 2006

Soy un dado de 100!! Soy un dado de 100!!

¿Interpretaciones y traducciones?... O... ¿Acaso es preferible que no lo sepa?

I am a d100

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There's two ways to end up with this result. Either you picked the silliest possible answer to each question, or you answered honestly, and happen to be hyperactive, manic, loon. Assuming you answered honestly, your profile is as follows: You are the 100-sided dice, also known as the legendary Zocchihedron. You are the bit of data that registers so far off the chart that the average person doesn't even know you exist. You are desperate for attention and will get it any way you can. Your jokes have the lowest laugh ratio, but you go for quantity, not quality. Once you get started on a pointless tangent, it takes a group effort to bring you back to reality and make you shut up. You are a distraction who is permanently distracted. You consider yourself silly and entertaining, but everyone else complains about how lame and annoying you are. The one secret they aren't telling you, is how they sometimes actually miss the noise when you're gone.

This survey is completely scientific. Despite the mind-boggling complexity of mankind, the billions of distinctly different personalities found on Earth can easily be divided into seven simple categories that correspond to the five Platonic solids, a pseudo polyhedron, and whatever the hell a d100 is. The results of this quiz should be considered not only meaningful but also infallible, and pertinent to your success as a fully realized individual. If you feel the results of this examination do not match your perceived personality, you should take whatever drastic measures are needed to cram your superego back into proper alignment, as described by the quiz results.

And if you believe that, we have some really great critical-hit insurance to sell you.

Hmmm... creo que será mejor que aprenda más vocabulario de inglés antes de hacer ningún test de estos más... no parece muy halagüeño lo que me dicen...

3 comentarios:

GuSiLuNa dijo...

Bichiiii!!! Hacía tiempo que no te posteaba nadaaa.

Yo saqué 1d12: Romantic, creative and unusual.

El conspicuo Morgan dijo...

No te ponen muy bien en la foto, no... :-P

De todas formas, algunos te conocemos un poco mejor que un estúpido test. Y al contrario que éste, te tenemos en un buen sitio, y te tenemos aprecio, y te queremos y esas cosas. Y además no entendemos qué tiene que ver esa serie de difamaciones con un dado de 100 x-D

Un besote

Antonio dijo...

Supongo que tu personalidad tiene muchas facetas/aristas/caras, como un d100 o como un diamante.